A Very Revealing Picture of A Cullen.....

So now...let me ask you....Vampires or Werewolves??


BTW....Thanks Mel :)

Happenings....

For those of you who are not close enough to get the news around here....major happenings in this town.

There have been a series of armed robberies and sexual assaults going on. I am freaked out! I have not been able to sleep since I found out about this. They all happened last week and within a few hours of each other, so I am pretty sure they were connected. Nothing has been reported since then, but I am still scared.

I do not go to bed at night without checking to make sure that all of the doors are locked about five or six times. I check on the kids constantly during the night. I make Andy get out of bed at least once a night to investigate any noise I may hear, its always the cats or the kids, but noises are beginning to be my downfall.

It's not just here in town either. It is happening in the sleepy little town of Fulton. That's right, you heard me, the perfect town of Fulton is now trembling in fear of this monster too. It actually took place in Fulton before Clinton. For those of you who may not know about Fulton, it is a very small, tight knit community. One of those places where everyone knows everyone else, and all of their business too. Which leads to me this question....if this was an outsider, how was he not noticed? The man in question is African American...not something that is common in Fulton. So really...how did this go unnoticed?

All I know is that no matter how long this man stays quiet...I will not sleep until he is caught. Andy may suffer from lack of sleep, and I may suffer from lack of oxygen while Andy holds the pillow over my face...but I will not sleep!

Joe Mac!!!

While NKOTB are on a break. Joe Mac made a new record. Here is his new video....does he look effen amazing or what??!!!

Ugh....

That is the way I have been feeling lately. Not good, not bad, just ugh....

Im not sure what my problem is, but it needs to be fixed very soon. I have too much work to do to sit around and feel like crap!!

My Day in a Nutshell.....

Work...Nap...Twitter...Shopping...Twitter...Bed


I was very productive today...can you tell?

A Disaster Waiting to Happen...

So I have just been informed that there is a chance that my sister will be coming home for my dad's benefit this weekend. My sister in law and I are NOT amused by this. This is actually the worst possible thing that could happen this weekend.

Jennifer lives in Texas and from what I have heard, has completely gone to shit. She only calls when she needs something, hasn't been home for a few years, and when she is home, she never actually spends time with any of her family. She is a self centered little bitch who should have had her ass whooped a long time ago. I can't believe that it hasn't been done yet.

My sister in law has worked too damn hard for her to stroll in and ruin everything. We all know that this is exactly what will happen. She will come in and act like we should stop everything to pay attention to her. This is a day for my dad...not some spoiled little bitch who doesn't care.

I could go farther into detail, but I won't. With that being said....anyone have bail money for us? Cuz this bitch is NOT going to ruin this for my dad!

Intersting Conversations....

Twitter is great. The conversations that we have are extremely interesting. Today, we went from talking about the parties to talking about sex. How we changed the subject so dramatically has escaped me, but it turned out to be a hilarious discussion. One of my friends decided she was going to start asking questions out of a book and we could respond.

The first question was this: Pretend you and your significant other were vacationing and met a very nice, wealthy couple. You befriend them and decide to join them for dinner. When your significant other leaves the table to go to the restroom, they offer you and your significant other 50K to have a sexual orgy with them, what do you do? Do you even discuss the proposition with your significant other?

Andy was all over this question...go figure. He was all for it. Personally, I have no idea how I would respond to this. Could I use 50K...hell yeah. Could I have sex with complete strangers? That is where it gets hairy for me....you never know where these people have been, or what diseases they may have. How many other people have they offered this to? Are they really serial killers looking for their next victims? Ok...maybe my mind is wandering, as usual, but these are things that I would definitely have to think about before I would agree to anything.

So....what would you do?

Women everywhere....insert cheers here.

I got this in an email...had to share.

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well.
Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well..
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT ! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).
And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?

Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

OMG....

For those of you who are wondering why I get all worked up over the guys....here is your answer.



One word....HOT!

That is all!

It's Official...

I have completely lost my mind. I blame it on those five amazing men from Boston! With every post, I get more and more excited and a little more insane. D's parties, Joe Mac's upcoming tour, Danny's new album, Jordan Idol, and Jon's feet(don't ask)...they are all a daily occurrence in my life and I love it! I am constantly trying to figure out how to get to these events, even though I know that there is no possible way for me to do so.

Today, they announce a Toys for Tots drive in Boston. They first thing I do...try to figure out how to get there. Do I drive or do I fly...how much is my bonus going to be...it should be enough right?? I have dates, times, and prices....what I don't have is the money or the time off of work. These things did not come to my attention until my mother told me that it was too close to Christmas to go anywhere.

My bonus check was meant to be for the kids. I wanted to make sure that they got some really cool stuff for Christmas. The guys announce a concert and I throw all of that out the window for the possibility to be there. Really? Why would I even think about using that money for myself?

I have already decided on and confirmed my spot on the cruise next May. There is no way I am going to miss that!!! I will be putting out quite a bit of money for that, but it is a once in a lifetime opportunity that may have to happen more than once LOL. I have been to two concerts in the last year and even ended up with extra(Thanks to a tall, dark, and handsome man from Boston). It was more than I could ever ask for and I love him even more for that one night.

I think I am trying to rationalize here, but it isn't working. I want to be there so bad, it hurts. I miss them. Even though I can talk to them everyday and listen to the music whenever I want, it isn't the same as being there with them. I have no idea how I got through the last 15 years without them. When I was younger, they were my whole world. Now, they have returned to that status. Sure, my family will always come first, but they are right there at the top with them.

Because of them, I have met some amazing people. I have gained true friendships with people I would have never been able to meet. The power that these men have over us is amazing. We are all school girls again, giddy at the sight and sound of them. I really hope this feeling stays around for a while. I hope that the guys realize that we aren't going to let them go as easily this time around.

The Baby is Growing Up....

So, I am sitting at the computer when Xander comes up to me and says "Mom, my tooth is wiggly." I smile at him and he let's me feel his tooth. I say, "Cool....now you can get your grown up teeth." At this point, the typical questions start pouring out. Is my tooth going to fall out? Can I still eat without my tooth? Is it going to hurt?

After I reassure him that he is going to be fine and that it is a good thing for his baby teeth to fall out, he goes about his business. But, not before making the funniest comment ever.....I was explaining that everyone loses their baby teeth...even his dad. He says to me, "Mom...Daddy's teeth just come out of his mouth already." (Insert a ton of laughter here) Xander's dad has dentures due to problems that could not be fixed.

My son is very observant. I needed the laugh, that's for sure.